Monday, 11 April 2011

Death Equipment, Charity Shop, Deal

Deal, Kent, is home to the dead, dying and those still fighting this annoyingly terminal condition, which with all the drugs available is still terminal.
My local charity shop sells second-hand death equipment for the coffin dodgers who decide to hasten their demise rather than play golf, drive N-reg Mercedes or clog the pavements with mobility scooters.
Apply within.
Anyone wishing to hasten their end in a more sociable manner should join the smoking table at happy half hour in The Ship and make some space for their poor children who will have neither houses nor inheritance.

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